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<title>Counter&#45;terror policing takes lead in Ann Widdecombe investigation as suspect, not known to Prevent, is held</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Counter-terror policing is leading the investigation into Ann Widdecombe&#039;s death after a suspect was arrested and confirmed not to be known to Prevent; MPs urged to review security. ]]></description>
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<title>Trump Says US Will &amp;apos;Run&amp;apos; the Strait of Hormuz, and Charge a 20% Toll</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump ordered a naval blockade and proposed a 20% tariff on the Strait of Hormuz as US-Iran drone and missile attacks escalated, sending oil prices higher and raising diplomatic risks. ]]></description>
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<title>Hip&#45;Hop Legends, Olympic Stars and Will Ferrell: Meet the 2026 ESPYS Lineup</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The 2026 ESPYS land July 15 at Lincoln Center with Marcello Hernández hosting, performances by De La Soul, Ghostface Killah, Slick Rick and the Savannah Bananas, presenters from Simone Biles to Will Ferrell, major honors and full pre-show coverage across ABC and ESPN platforms. ]]></description>
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<title>Albanese likens AI to renewable energy shift, unveils safety&#45;first plan while copyright fixes stall</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Anthony Albanese will compare AI to the renewable energy transition and outline a safety-first, whole-of-government approach focused on datacentres, workforce and defence risks, while copyright reform and detailed investment assurances remain unresolved. ]]></description>
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<title>World Cup semi&#45;finals: Spain, France, England and Argentina bring history, and some serious baggage</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Spain, France, England and Argentina head into World Cup semis carrying history, rivalry and rare pressure. Scarcity of games turns mistakes into legends. ]]></description>
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<title>Kylie Jenner Pushed Smart Glasses, Lorde and Tyler the Creator Call Them Weird</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Kylie Jenner pushed Meta’s Starfire smart glasses while Lorde and Tyler the Creator publicly criticized them. Celebrity opinion may decide whether smart specs go mainstream. ]]></description>
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<title>Starmer’s £5. 2bn Switzerland Deal: E&#45;gates for Brits, No Roaming and Easier Business</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/starmers-5-2bn-switzerland-deal-e-gates-for-brits-no-roaming-and-easier-business</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ A £5. 2bn trade deal with Switzerland will let British nationals use e-gates, end roaming charges, and ease business travel with 90-day visa-free visits for professionals, while preserving pharmaceutical patent protections and aiming to boost UK services exports. ]]></description>
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<title>Long Shot, Big Payday: Tom Kim Wins Scottish Open and One Bettor Turns $47, 700 into $4 Million</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Tom Kim won the Genesis Scottish Open with a final-round 6-under 64 for a 17-under total, beating Min Woo Lee by two strokes. A DraftKings Sports bettor who backed Kim at 84-1 turned $47, 700 into $4, 006, 800. Scottie Scheffler missed the cut, ending a 78-cut streak. ]]></description>
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<title>Sophie Cunningham’s Surprise UFC Cameo: Walked In, Walked the Octagon, Stole the Show</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Sophie Cunningham, a WNBA star and SI swimsuit model, made an impromptu ring-girl cameo at UFC 329 after Dana White agreed on eight minutes&#039; notice. Her walk coincided with Paddy Pimblett’s co-main win, while the main event ended in a 69-second injury for Conor McGregor. ]]></description>
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<title>Two Tom Hollands Walk Into a Podcast and Recreate the Spider&#45;Man Pointing Meme</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Actor Tom Holland and historian Tom Holland recreated the iconic Spider-Man pointing meme during a promotional appearance for The Rest Is History podcast promoting The Odyssey. The short clip went viral, delighting fans and reviving the classic 1967 internet image. ]]></description>
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<title>Netflix’s Little House on the Prairie Gets 77% on Rotten Tomatoes and Climbs to #1, Yes, Young Mary Is Named Skywalker</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Netflix’s Little House on the Prairie reboot earned a 77% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes, climbed to #1 on Netflix, has a 7. 1 IMDb rating, and was renewed for season 2. ]]></description>
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<title>How a Kebab, an Influencer and AI Turned Kylian Mbappé into the Internet’s &amp;apos;Dictator&amp;apos;</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/how-a-kebab-an-influencer-and-ai-turned-kylian-mbappe-into-the-internets-dictator</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ An influencer-named kebab and a legal threat to Kylian Mbappé snowballed into AI-generated &#039;Dictator&#039; memes. How a sandwich joke turned into a viral caricature. ]]></description>
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<title>Forfeited Playoff, Fake Cigars, and a Smudged Receipt: Ipswich Lacrosse&amp;apos;s Bizarre Drama</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ An Ipswich High School lacrosse team forfeited a playoff after a graduation photo showed players with cigars. Parents said the cigars were tea, but a reprinted receipt showed the tea was bought after the school was alerted, and tensions escalated to police involvement. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:51:11 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Says US&#45;Iran Deal Will Be Signed Sunday; Tehran Says Don’t Hold Your Breath</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/trump-says-us-iran-deal-will-be-signed-sunday-tehran-says-dont-hold-your-breath</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump says US-Iran deal will be signed Sunday and the Strait of Hormuz will reopen; Iran and mediators cast doubt on the timing as regional strikes continue. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:41:01 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Beirut strikes cloud a last‑minute US‑Iran peace push as Tehran questions American resolve</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/beirut-strikes-cloud-a-lastminute-usiran-peace-push-as-tehran-questions-american-resolve</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Israeli strikes on Beirut and Hezbollah exchanges have complicated a reported US‑Iran memorandum that could reopen the Strait of Hormuz and lift sanctions. Tehran says it has not yet decided to sign, citing doubts about US commitments. Qatari mediators are in Tehran as tensions and domestic oppositi ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:34:38 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Jessie J’s China Comeback: Cancer&#45;Free, Belted &amp;apos;My Way&amp;apos; and Put the Spotlight Back on Music Money</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/jessie-js-china-comeback-cancer-free-belted-my-way-and-put-the-spotlight-back-on-music-money</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jessie J returned to China after announcing she was cancer-free, performed on Singer and highlighted why Western artists are chasing China’s rapidly growing, lucrative music market. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:41:01 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>UK’s AI Billions: Chips, Rules and the Question of Who Really Owns the Silicon</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/uks-ai-billions-chips-rules-and-the-question-of-who-really-owns-the-silicon</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ At London Tech Week the UK pledged billions for AI chips, datacentres, skills and new tech rules. Ambition is clear, but reality is tricky: advanced chips are mostly made abroad, procurement details matter, and privacy concerns complicate child-safety measures. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:33:38 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Israel launches strikes in southern Lebanon as a US‑Iran deal that could reopen the Strait of Hormuz nears completion</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/israel-launches-strikes-in-southern-lebanon-as-a-usiran-deal-that-could-reopen-the-strait-of-hormuz-nears-completion</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Israel struck southern Lebanon after ordering evacuations, killing at least one, even as mediators say a near‑final US‑Iran MOU could reopen the Strait of Hormuz, lift a naval blockade and start staged talks on Iran’s nuclear material. Benefits for Iran would be conditional and slow to arrive. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:24:05 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Declan Rice: Chelsea Reject Turned England’s Vice&#45;Captain and £105m Midfield Swiss Army Knife</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Declan Rice went from being released by Chelsea at 14 to West Ham stalwart and a £105m Arsenal midfielder. Authentic, funny and fiercely professional, he is now England’s vice-captain and a World Cup key player. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:11:23 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>AI IPO paydays are turning San Francisco open houses into competitive sport, median home tops $2M</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/ai-ipo-paydays-are-turning-san-francisco-open-houses-into-competitive-sport-median-home-tops-2m</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ AI IPO paydays are helping push San Francisco home prices past $2M, speeding up sales and tightening supply as employees cash out and compete for housing. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 04:24:04 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>SpaceX gears up for a $1. 78tn IPO while analysts warn the price may be in thin air</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/spacex-gears-up-for-a-1-78tn-ipo-while-analysts-warn-the-price-may-be-in-thin-air</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ SpaceX plans a $1. 78tn IPO with huge investor demand, but Morningstar and others warn the $135 share price may be far above fair value. Regulators weigh in. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 04:15:46 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Nadella: &amp;apos;Everyone Is a Stakeholder&amp;apos; in A. I. , and Microsoft Is Betting Big</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/nadella-everyone-is-a-stakeholder-in-a-i-and-microsoft-is-betting-big</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says A. I. affects everyone, supports exploring wealth sharing, and explains Microsoft’s big investments in OpenAI while juggling job risks, data centers, and Xbox challenges. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 04:09:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Calls Off Next Strikes, Says Iran Deal Could Be &amp;apos;Maybe Over the Weekend&amp;apos;; Tehran Says Not Final</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump canceled planned strikes and said a peace deal with Iran could be signed this weekend; Iran says nothing is finalized as fighting and economic fallout continue. ]]></description>
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<title>Trump: &amp;apos;We&amp;apos;ll Hit Iran Hard Again&amp;apos;,  US Strikes Resume as Shipping, Oil and Diplomacy Sputter</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ President Trump vowed more strikes as US forces launched new attacks on multiple targets in Iran; shipping, oil and delicate negotiations are all feeling the strain after exchanges of fire and a hit to an oil tanker. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 02:39:28 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Floats Letting North American Trade Pact Lapse,  and Says &amp;apos;We Don&amp;apos;t Need Their Cars&amp;apos; (Markets, Farmers, and Supply Chains Beg to Differ)</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/trump-floats-letting-north-american-trade-pact-lapse-and-says-we-dont-need-their-cars-markets-farmers-and-supply-chains-beg-to-differ</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ President Trump said he may not renew the USMCA trade pact, rattling $2 trillion in North American trade. Talks continue as farmers, automakers, and diplomats weigh the stakes. ]]></description>
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<title>Trump Helps Topple Thomas Massie in Kentucky,  A Big Win Inside a Shrinking Republican Bubble</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/trump-helps-topple-thomas-massie-in-kentucky-a-big-win-inside-a-shrinking-republican-bubble</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump-backed Ed Gallrein defeated Thomas Massie in a costly Kentucky primary. The result underscores Trump’s continuing influence over GOP primaries,  and highlights a shrinking, more intense Republican base that could complicate general-election prospects. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:21:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Oxford AI guru: I’m not afraid of robot overlords,  I’m worried about data, power and the tech firms playing prisoner’s dilemma</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/oxford-ai-guru-im-not-afraid-of-robot-overlords-im-worried-about-data-power-and-the-tech-firms-playing-prisoners-dilemma</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/oxford-ai-guru-im-not-afraid-of-robot-overlords-im-worried-about-data-power-and-the-tech-firms-playing-prisoners-dilemma</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Oxford professor Michael Wooldridge says robot takeovers aren’t his top worry. His real concerns: data scarcity, concentrated tech power and the prisoner’s-dilemma race that pushes AI firms to escalate. Game theory, he argues, offers the map,  if we’re brave enough to change the rules. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:21:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Tonight’s TV Picks: Marilyn and the Mob, Amanda’s Sofa Scandal, and a Detective in Capri</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/tonights-tv-picks-marilyn-and-the-mob-amandas-sofa-scandal-and-a-detective-in-capri</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Pick a mood: Channel 4’s Marilyn and the Mob explores the star’s tangled connections, BBC One’s Amandaland serves sofa-based awkwardness, and other shows tonight range from daring transplants to a Capri detective. ]]></description>
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<title>From Cells to Checks: Trump’s $1.776B Fund Has Jan. 6 Participants Doing the Math</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/from-cells-to-checks-trumps-1776b-fund-has-jan-6-participants-doing-the-math</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ The administration’s $1.776 billion Anti-Weaponization Fund,  tied to an IRS settlement and following pardons for Jan. 6 defendants,  has rioters hopeful for payouts, critics warning about incentives for political violence, and many unanswered questions about who will qualify and how claims will be ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:15:40 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump’s Deal Likely Erases a Potential $100 Million IRS Penalty,  Accounting Magic?</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/trumps-deal-likely-erases-a-potential-100-million-irs-penalty-accounting-magic</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ A settlement with Justice and Treasury likely erased a long-running IRS audit that could have exposed President Trump to over $100M in taxes, interest and penalties; the deal ends related litigation and leaves some unanswered questions about timing and transparency. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:15:40 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>UK issues temporary licences for fuel tied to Russian oil,  Zelenskyy seeks clarity as ministers apologise</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/uk-issues-temporary-licences-for-fuel-tied-to-russian-oil-zelenskyy-seeks-clarity-as-ministers-apologise</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ The UK issued temporary licences allowing diesel and jet fuel refined from Russian crude and permitted maritime LNG transport. Kyiv is seeking clarification while UK ministers apologise for poor communication and insist the measures are temporary and under review. ]]></description>
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<title>Travolta Wore Berets at Cannes to ‘Play’ a Director,  Cue Viral Reactions</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/travolta-wore-berets-at-cannes-to-play-a-director-cue-viral-reactions</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/travolta-wore-berets-at-cannes-to-play-a-director-cue-viral-reactions</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ At Cannes John Travolta rotated three berets to channel old-school directors while debuting his first film as director,  a playful example of &#039;dressing for the job you want.&#039; ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:15:40 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Von der Leyen: Russian threats to the Baltics are &amp;apos;unacceptable&amp;apos;,  Europe steels itself militarily and economically</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/von-der-leyen-russian-threats-to-the-baltics-are-unacceptable-europe-steels-itself-militarily-and-economically</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ EU leaders condemned Russian threats to the Baltic states as ‘unacceptable’ and pledged stronger eastern defences, even as the US signals a smaller NATO force role and thinktanks warn Germany about China-driven deindustrialisation risks. ]]></description>
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<title>Andy Robertson Leaves Liverpool,  the Left&#45;Back Who Made Running a Superpower</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/andy-robertson-leaves-liverpool-the-left-back-who-made-running-a-superpower</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Andy Robertson leaves Liverpool after nine trophy-filled years. A brilliant left-back, beloved personality and working‑class success story, Robbo departs with memories (and a lot of running) that define an era. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:15:40 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Iran conflict derails Reeves&amp;apos; feelgood year,  unemployment back to 5% and pay growth stalls</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/iran-conflict-derails-reeves-feelgood-year-unemployment-back-to-5-and-pay-growth-stalls</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/iran-conflict-derails-reeves-feelgood-year-unemployment-back-to-5-and-pay-growth-stalls</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ UK unemployment rose to 5% and regular pay growth slowed to 3.4% as the Iran conflict stokes inflation and weakens jobs, complicating the recovery hoped for in 2026. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:15:27 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Subsidy cliff sends up to 5 million people off ACA plans,  and their wallets start sweating</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/subsidy-cliff-sends-up-to-5-million-people-off-aca-plans-and-their-wallets-start-sweating</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ KFF analysis finds up to 5 million people may drop ACA marketplace coverage after enhanced premium tax credits expired, driving higher premiums and deductibles. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:07:41 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>AI Memes Make Albanese Look Handsome,  Startups Warn CGT Shake&#45;up Could Send Innovation Overseas</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/ai-memes-make-albanese-look-handsome-startups-warn-cgt-shake-up-could-send-innovation-overseas</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/ai-memes-make-albanese-look-handsome-startups-warn-cgt-shake-up-could-send-innovation-overseas</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ AI memes flatter PM Albanese, but startups warn proposed CGT changes,  swapping the 50% discount for indexation and a 30% floor,  could push innovation offshore. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:07:41 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>OpenAI Beats Musk’s $150B Suit,  Celebration at the Courthouse, Reality Waiting at the IPO Gate</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/openai-beats-musks-150b-suit-celebration-at-the-courthouse-reality-waiting-at-the-ipo-gate</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/openai-beats-musks-150b-suit-celebration-at-the-courthouse-reality-waiting-at-the-ipo-gate</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ A jury dismissed Elon Musk’s $150 billion lawsuit against OpenAI on a timing technicality, clearing the way for an IPO but leaving the company to face intense competition, heavy costs and numerous other lawsuits. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:26:33 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Standard Chartered to cut about 7,800 back‑office jobs by 2030 as AI moves in</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/standard-chartered-to-cut-about-7800-backoffice-jobs-by-2030-as-ai-moves-in</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Standard Chartered will cut about 7,800 back‑office jobs by 2030 as it automates with AI, targeting centres in Chennai, Bengaluru, Kuala Lumpur and Warsaw while offering reskilling. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:20:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Pep Guardiola to leave Manchester City after season as club lines up Enzo Maresca</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/pep-guardiola-to-leave-manchester-city-after-season-as-club-lines-up-enzo-maresca</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/pep-guardiola-to-leave-manchester-city-after-season-as-club-lines-up-enzo-maresca</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City players he will leave after the season. City have an agreement in principle with Enzo Maresca on a three-year deal, but Chelsea could seek substantial compensation after Maresca&#039;s acrimonious exit. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:15:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Royal Pageantry Meets Labour Chaos: King Reads Starmer’s Agenda Amid Rebellion</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/royal-pageantry-meets-labour-chaos-king-reads-starmers-agenda-amid-rebellion</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/royal-pageantry-meets-labour-chaos-king-reads-starmers-agenda-amid-rebellion</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ King Charles delivered the King’s Speech outlining Keir Starmer’s 37-bill agenda,  all while nearly 100 Labour MPs demanded his resignation and ministers resigned. Pageantry met party turmoil in Westminster. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 21:08:27 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Dancing With the Stars Adds Savannah Bananas’ Jackson Olson,  Baseball Cleats Meet Ballroom</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/dancing-with-the-stars-adds-savannah-bananas-jackson-olson-baseball-cleats-meet-ballroom</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jackson Olson, second baseman for the Savannah Bananas and social media personality, is the third announced contestant on Dancing With the Stars Season 35. Full cast reveals on Sept. 2; DWTS and a new spinoff, The Next Pro, have upcoming premieres. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 01:02:49 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Calves, Cards and a Penalty Miss: Southampton Scrape Past Middlesbrough to Reach Wembley</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/calves-cards-and-a-penalty-miss-southampton-scrape-past-middlesbrough-to-reach-wembley</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/calves-cards-and-a-penalty-miss-southampton-scrape-past-middlesbrough-to-reach-wembley</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Southampton edged Middlesbrough after extra time and a decisive penalty miss to reach the Championship playoff final against Hull City on 23 May. The night included cramp, tense set-pieces and a club review into spying allegations. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:56:18 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Prague derby chaos: Slavia fans storm pitch in 97th minute, title now in doubt</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/prague-derby-chaos-slavia-fans-storm-pitch-in-97th-minute-title-now-in-doubt</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/prague-derby-chaos-slavia-fans-storm-pitch-in-97th-minute-title-now-in-doubt</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Hundreds of Slavia fans invaded the pitch in stoppage time of the Prague derby as their team led 3-2. Match abandoned; club faces forfeiture, fines, stadium bans and player suspensions. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>&amp;apos;Amazon of America&amp;apos;: short film imagines a post&#45;coup Brazil selling the rainforest to the U.S.</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/amazon-of-america-short-film-imagines-a-post-coup-brazil-selling-the-rainforest-to-the-us</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/amazon-of-america-short-film-imagines-a-post-coup-brazil-selling-the-rainforest-to-the-us</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Vitória Régia, a 21‑minute short film, imagines a successful post‑coup Brazil that hands the Amazon to the U.S. Made with Indigenous networks, it warns that tech, oil and geopolitics can &#039;solve&#039; problems while creating new threats to democracy and Indigenous lands. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>No Seat for Me: Virginia Democrats’ Campaigns Go From Yard Signs to Musical Chairs After Court Axes Map</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/no-seat-for-me-virginia-democrats-campaigns-go-from-yard-signs-to-musical-chairs-after-court-axes-map</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/no-seat-for-me-virginia-democrats-campaigns-go-from-yard-signs-to-musical-chairs-after-court-axes-map</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Virginia’s Supreme Court threw out a new congressional map, leaving Democrats scrambling, some campaigns collapsed, others face much tougher districts, and a shipment of 1,000 yard signs became an ironic prop. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>When the Internet Goes Dark, So Do the Paychecks: Mass Layoffs Spread Across Iran</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/when-the-internet-goes-dark-so-do-the-paychecks-mass-layoffs-spread-across-iran</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/when-the-internet-goes-dark-so-do-the-paychecks-mass-layoffs-spread-across-iran</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Wartime strikes, a government-imposed internet shutdown and a surprise minimum-wage spike have combined to trigger mass layoffs across Iran, hitting tech firms, factories and millions of workers and leaving record numbers hunting for jobs. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Paper candidate wins, phone rings: ‘I’ll talk to work on Monday’,  and Hackney gets green</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/paper-candidate-wins-phone-rings-ill-talk-to-work-on-monday-and-hackney-gets-green</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/paper-candidate-wins-phone-rings-ill-talk-to-work-on-monday-and-hackney-gets-green</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ A paper candidate in Hackney, Tyrone Scott, unexpectedly won as Greens took control, now he’ll juggle a new council role, a charity job, and a Monday chat with his boss. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 18:25:10 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Officials Call Most Baby Formula ‘Safe’ While Tests Find PFAS, Phthalates and a Lot of Missing Details</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/officials-call-most-baby-formula-safe-while-tests-find-pfas-phthalates-and-a-lot-of-missing-details</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/officials-call-most-baby-formula-safe-while-tests-find-pfas-phthalates-and-a-lot-of-missing-details</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ The FDA tested 300 baby formula samples and called most &#039;safe.&#039; Independent scientists found widespread PFAS and phthalates, plus data gaps and no product-level transparency. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 18:25:10 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Courtroom Hot Potato: Why the Abortion Pill Was Just Returned to Your Mailbox,  For Now</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/courtroom-hot-potato-why-the-abortion-pill-was-just-returned-to-your-mailbox-for-now</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/courtroom-hot-potato-why-the-abortion-pill-was-just-returned-to-your-mailbox-for-now</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ A federal appeals court briefly revived an in-person rule for mifepristone on May 1, then the Supreme Court paused that decision for a week. Here’s a clear, slightly sardonic update on why the ruling matters, who pushed it, and what patients face while the legal drama continues. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:53:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Memphis Mapped Into Pieces: Tennessee Republicans Redraw Lines, Court Opens Door</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/memphis-mapped-into-pieces-tennessee-republicans-redraw-lines-court-opens-door</link>
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<title>Appeals Court Signals It Won’t Let Pentagon Punish Sen. Mark Kelly Over &amp;apos;Illegal Orders&amp;apos; Video</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A D.C. Circuit panel appeared unlikely to let Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth discipline Sen. Mark Kelly over a video saying service members can refuse illegal orders, with two judges skeptical of the government&#039;s argument and one expressing concern about Kelly&#039;s influence. ]]></description>
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<title>One&#45;Page Peace Plan Meets Explosions: Iran Accuses U.S. as Truce Strains</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Iran accused the U.S. of strikes that shook Qeshm, Bandar Abbas and Tehran as talks over a one-page 30-day truce to reopen the Strait of Hormuz continued; nuclear enrichment and a stockpile of highly enriched uranium remain the main sticking points. ]]></description>
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<title>No More Towels&#45;as&#45;Bookmarks: Hanover Court Says Tour Operator Must Stop Pool Lounger Hoarding</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A German family who paid about $8,500 for an 11-night Kos holiday won roughly $1,200 after a court found towels were being used to reserve pool loungers, ruling the tour operator liable for a travel defect. Hanover courts say operators must stop the practice. ]]></description>
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<title>Smartphone Caught a Nazi Salute. Police Suggested It Wasn’t Worth Pursuing.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ At the antisemitism royal commission, a Jewish man said police urged him to drop a case after he filmed a Nazi salute; witnesses described rising antisemitic abuse and fear. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Australia pushes security tie with Fiji as Beijing sidelines Vanuatu pact</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Penny Wong visits Fiji to advance the Vuvale Union on fuel, energy and security as China’s influence complicates a separate Vanuatu deal. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>How Ukraine’s Drones Are Quietly Teaching Taiwan New Tricks,  and New Headaches</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ An informal network is transferring Ukraine’s battlefield drone know-how to Taiwan,  fixing military gaps while creating supply-chain, secrecy and production headaches. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>China’s Wind Empire: How Gusts Became a Geopolitical Power Play</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ China doubled down on wind, installing three times the global capacity of others and turning turbines into geopolitical leverage as oil supply worries mount. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Justice Department Subpoenas Names of Every 2020 Fulton County Election Worker,  Yes, Even Bus Drivers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Justice Department subpoenaed the names and contact details of every 2020 election worker in Fulton County, Ga., prompting county objections that the sweeping demand risks intimidating volunteers and chilling election participation amid ongoing legal battles over seized ballots and earlier false ]]></description>
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<title>Supreme Court Fast&#45;Tracks Ruling on Louisiana Map, Sending State into Redistricting Mayhem</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court fast-tracked its order striking down Louisiana’s congressional map, clearing a procedural hurdle as the state scrambles to redraw districts and pause primaries. ]]></description>
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<title>Ohio’s 2026 Senate Race Opens With Epstein Ties, Billionaire Donations and a $550M Ad War</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/ohios-2026-senate-race-opens-with-epstein-ties-billionaire-donations-and-a-550m-ad-war</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Ohio’s key 2026 Senate race pits appointed incumbent Jon Husted against former Senator Sherrod Brown, starting with ads on Epstein-linked donations, looming testimony, and massive ad spending. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 14:33:01 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Venice Biennale’s Glitchy Update: One Fix, Three New Bug Reports</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Venice Biennale replaced its late curator with her team,  a practical fix that still left the show contending with a jury resignation, a controversial Russian return, and an unconventional U.S. pavilion. Previews start this week; the public opening is Saturday. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 14:20:04 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Ships Stuck, Missiles in the Air: Hormuz Tensions Spike After &amp;apos;Project Freedom&amp;apos; Launch</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/ships-stuck-missiles-in-the-air-hormuz-tensions-spike-after-project-freedom-launch</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Project Freedom’s launch has left 800+ ships stranded in the Strait of Hormuz amid exchanges of attacks and denials, a U.S. threat to Iran, and doubts about safe transit. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 14:20:04 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Vote Green, Get Detention Centres? Reform UK’s Sit‑&amp;apos;Em&#45;Where&#45;They&#45;Vote Plan Sparks Outrage</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/vote-green-get-detention-centres-reform-uks-sitem-where-they-vote-plan-sparks-outrage</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/vote-green-get-detention-centres-reform-uks-sitem-where-they-vote-plan-sparks-outrage</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Reform UK proposed siting migrant detention centres in Green‑voting areas and avoiding Reform seats, prompting cross‑party outrage, legal and practical doubts, and accusations the move is partisan electioneering. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>As the World Fixates on Iran, Extremist Settlers Ramp Up Attacks in the West Bank</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/as-the-world-fixates-on-iran-extremist-settlers-ramp-up-attacks-in-the-west-bank</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ As global attention focuses on the war with Iran, extremist Israeli settlers have stepped up attacks across the West Bank, killing and displacing Palestinians while police and military struggle to stop the violence. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>London schools swap corridor pacing for seven&#45;minute VR calm rooms</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/london-schools-swap-corridor-pacing-for-seven-minute-vr-calm-rooms</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ A Sutton pilot is using seven-minute Phase Space VR sessions across 15 secondary schools to help pupils with anxiety, ADHD and exam stress, showing quick drops in stress and improvements in attendance and behaviour. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>When Job Apps Lead to War: How Tech Turned Africa’s Job Hunt into a Russian Recruitment Pipeline</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/when-job-apps-lead-to-war-how-tech-turned-africas-job-hunt-into-a-russian-recruitment-pipeline</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Thousands of young African men have traveled to Russia after vague job offers and social-media recruitment. Technology helped connect job seekers to recruiters,  and, in many cases, into coerced military contracts, opaque banking setups, and deadly front-line roles. Governments are scrambling to res ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Love, LNP and the Missing Declaration: Queensland’s ministers caught in a timeline tangle</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/love-lnp-and-the-missing-declaration-queenslands-ministers-caught-in-a-timeline-tangle</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/love-lnp-and-the-missing-declaration-queenslands-ministers-caught-in-a-timeline-tangle</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Queensland opposition says an alleged undisclosed relationship between ministers Tim Mander and Amanda Camm creates an “integrity crisis” after mixed timelines, a letter claiming a longer affair and the 2032 Olympic sailing move; calls for release of integrity advice clash with warnings the attack m ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Satellites Find Twice as Much Methane from Australian Coalmines as Canberra Reports</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/satellites-find-twice-as-much-methane-from-australian-coalmines-as-canberra-reports</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ The IEA’s Global Methane Tracker finds Australian coalmine methane at 1.7Mt for 2025,  more than double the government’s 0.82Mt,  using satellites. Experts say this under‑reporting is a wake‑up call because methane is a potent, fast-acting climate driver and reductions can quickly slow warming. ]]></description>
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<title>Milking the Last Drop: The Watsons Auction Off Butter Ridge</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/milking-the-last-drop-the-watsons-auction-off-butter-ridge</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ At Butter Ridge, three generations of Watsons are auctioning their Jersey herd after rising costs, global shocks and shrinking milk prices turned a family dairy into an untenable business. A close look at the prep, the personalities and the quiet end of an era. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 13:06:02 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>UK &amp;apos;Invention Agency&amp;apos; Funnels Over £50m to US Tech Firms,  Moonshots or Silicon Valley Export Program?</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/uk-invention-agency-funnels-over-50m-to-us-tech-firms-moonshots-or-silicon-valley-export-program</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Aria, the UK’s &#039;invention agency&#039; created by Dominic Cummings, has directed over £50m of R&amp;D funding to US tech firms and VC groups. The grants raise questions about value for the UK, contractual safeguards, and regional imbalances in R&amp;D spending. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 13:06:02 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Campaign Pressure, Contradictions and a Million&#45;Dollar Plane: One Nation’s Farrer Fumble</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/campaign-pressure-contradictions-and-a-million-dollar-plane-one-nations-farrer-fumble</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/campaign-pressure-contradictions-and-a-million-dollar-plane-one-nations-farrer-fumble</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ Barnaby Joyce blames the &quot;pressure of a campaign&quot; after One Nation’s Farrer candidate said 306,000 migrants was &quot;probably not&quot; too many, despite the party&#039;s 130,000 cap; tight byelection, criticism from Nationals figures, and a $1.5m plane donation add to the drama. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 12:43:25 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Louisiana Primaries in Chaos After Supreme Court Voids Map,  Voters Left Scrambling</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/louisiana-primaries-in-chaos-after-supreme-court-voids-map-voters-left-scrambling</link>
<guid>https://TheHahaNews.com/louisiana-primaries-in-chaos-after-supreme-court-voids-map-voters-left-scrambling</guid>
<description><![CDATA[ A Supreme Court decision voiding Louisiana’s congressional map prompted the governor to delay House primaries, leaving voters and officials bewildered as early voting began and election groups scramble to untangle ballots, logistics and turnout risks. ]]></description>
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<title>Supreme Court Turns Racial Gerrymandering Into a Courtroom Whodunit</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court&#039;s Louisiana v. Callais ruling requires proof of intentional discrimination to challenge redistricting, nullifying a majority-Black district and raising the bar for voting-rights claims as modern discrimination grows subtler. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 12:42:21 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Shrugs at Iran’s 14&#45;Point Peace Pitch: ‘Not Paid a Big Enough Price’,  and Digital Payments Are a Minefield</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/trump-shrugs-at-irans-14-point-peace-pitch-not-paid-a-big-enough-price-and-digital-payments-are-a-minefield</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Iran sent a 14-point peace proposal to Washington via Pakistan; Trump doubts Iran has “paid a big enough price.” The plan includes lifting the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz and releasing frozen assets. The US insists on nuclear safeguards and warned shippers against paying Iran,  including via di ]]></description>
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<title>When Following the Form Beats Saving a Species: How Draft Rules May Let Developers Off the Hook</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/when-following-the-form-beats-saving-a-species-how-draft-rules-may-let-developers-off-the-hook</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ The latest draft of Australia’s national environmental standards could let developers meet rules by following processes rather than proving outcomes, prompting criticism from environmental groups and defence from the government. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 12:09:13 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>The New East&#45;West Line Is Finished,  But Only Freight Trains Are Invited</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ East West Rail&#039;s first phase was finished in 2024 and carries freight,  but passenger trains haven&#039;t started. Delays blamed on elections, contracts, mods and staffing. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 12:09:13 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>When Low&#45;Cost Tech Runs Out of Runway: Spirit Grounds Operations After Bailout Talks Collapse</title>
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<title>US Pulls 5,000 Troops from Germany,  Berlin Says ‘Foreseeable’ and Tells Europe to Step Up</title>
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<title>Sinaloa’s &amp;apos;Open Secret&amp;apos; Goes Public: U.S. Indictment Ties Governor to Los Chapitos</title>
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<title>Sanctions, Carriers and May Day: Trump Tightens Cuba Measures; Havana Calls It &amp;apos;Collective Punishment&amp;apos;</title>
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<title>Wyoming’s Nuclear Renaissance: Bill Gates’ Reactor Aims to Power AI,  and Raises a Few Big Questions</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Terra Power’s advanced reactor in Kemmerer aims to power AI-hungry data centers and revive a coal town, but raises waste, mining and political questions. ]]></description>
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<title>Appeals Court Halts Mail&#45;Order Abortion Pills, Turning Convenience into a Legal Maze</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Fifth Circuit reinstated an in‑person rule for mifepristone, pausing FDA mail-order access. Technology eased access; courts and state laws have complicated it, creating legal patchwork and uncertainty. ]]></description>
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<title>TikTok &amp;apos;speed runs&amp;apos; turn Scientology HQ into a viral obstacle course,  church calls it trespass</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Teen &#039;speed runs&#039; into Scientology&#039;s Hollywood HQ have gone viral on TikTok, prompting trespass reports, at least one injured staffer, church legal warnings, and critics who say the stunt is unhelpful. ]]></description>
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<title>Maine’s Senate Race Reboots: Mills Withdraws, Platner Rises, and Money Rules the Day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Janet Mills, 78, withdrew from Maine’s Senate race citing a fundraising shortfall, making Graham Platner the presumptive Democratic nominee. Voters reacted with relief or mixed concerns about age, rapid rises and the role of modern campaign money. ]]></description>
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<title>California Lets Cops Ticket Robotaxis,  Yes, You Can Give a Parking Ticket to a Self&#45;Driving Car</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Starting July 1, California lets police issue citations to driverless cars and their manufacturers, with investigations and possible permit suspensions for violations. ]]></description>
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<title>Cameras, a Tripwire Box and a Million&#45;Year Floor: D.C.&amp;apos;s Latest Mix of Gunfire and Pageantry</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Edited security footage, contradictory accounts and preliminary ballistics have left questions about whether the accused gunman at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner fired his weapon. Secret Service says he tripped over a metal-detector box; prosecutors say preliminary evidence shows he fired. F ]]></description>
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<title>King Charles&amp;apos;s American Send&#45;Off: Quiche, Scouts&amp;apos; Cookies, and a Scotch Surprise</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ King Charles and Queen Camilla attended a PR-styled &#039;potluck&#039; in Virginia with coronation quiche and royal honey,  and left with Scottish whisky tariffs lifted. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 12:46:25 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>UN Says Denmark May Have Been &amp;apos;Too Bureaucratic and Colonial&amp;apos;,  Mother Lost Baby After &amp;apos;Civilised Enough&amp;apos; Test</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The UN has asked Denmark to explain why a Greenlandic mother lost her newborn after a now‑banned FKU parental competency test, warning the practice may amount to ethnic discrimination and urging remedies for affected families. ]]></description>
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<title>Oil Firms Post Blockbuster Profits as Europe Revives Windfall Tax Push</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Soaring oil profits from Middle East tensions have revived calls for windfall taxes in Europe and beyond,  but loopholes, politics and conflicting goals make any fix messy. ]]></description>
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<title>A Very British Rebuke: How King Charles Quietly Teed Off a Blunt President</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ King Charles’s Washington visit read as a quietly crafted rebuke: polished jokes, pointed references to NATO, Ukraine and the environment, and a president who seemed unfazed. A lesson in subtle diplomacy. ]]></description>
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<title>Trump team&amp;apos;s half&#45;step on cannabis leaves industry scratching heads</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Acting AG Todd Blanche moved state medical cannabis and prospective FDA-approved cannabis products from Schedule I to Schedule III, prompting industry confusion, equity concerns, and calls for clearer implementation; a DEA rescheduling hearing is set for June 29. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 12:12:33 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>House prices jump 3% in April,  buyers didn’t get the Middle East memo</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Nationwide data shows UK house prices rose 3% year-on-year in April to a typical value of £278,880, surprising economists amid Middle East tensions and energy worries; household savings and low debt help, but experts warn the rise may be temporary as the Renters’ Rights Act comes into force. ]]></description>
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<title>Uninstalling Allies: Trump Threatens to Pull US Troops from Italy and Spain</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump says he may review US troop presence in Europe and could pull forces from Italy and Spain after their criticism of the US war in Iran,  a move that could create security, NATO-procedural, and logistics headaches. ]]></description>
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<title>Bulgaria’s New Government Takes On the Country’s Most Stubborn Puppet Master</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ After mass protests and a landslide victory for Rumen Radev’s coalition, Bulgaria faces a real test: can the new government curb Delyan Peevski’s long-standing influence over media, judiciary and politics, or will old networks persist? ]]></description>
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<title>When Firefighting Planes Meet a Jet&#45;Fuel Price Spike, Taxpayers Could Be the Spare Tank</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jet fuel prices have spiked since the war in Iran, and the private planes the U.S. hires to fight wildfires could see fuel bills nearly double,  a cost likely passed to taxpayers. Pilots warn low-altitude maneuvers burn extra fuel, and California’s thin refinery stocks raise shortage concerns. ]]></description>
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<title>Idaho’s New Bathroom Law Turns Quick Pit Stops Into Potential Felonies</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Six transgender Idaho residents sued to block a new law that criminalizes using bathrooms that don&#039;t match sex at birth, a policy unique for its reach and penalties. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 11:30:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Supreme Court Erodes Section 2, Turning Redistricting Into a Courtroom Soap Opera</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling narrows Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, limiting one of the main tools against racially discriminatory maps and throwing midterm redistricting into uncertainty, while oil spikes above $126 a barrel amid geopolitical tensions. ]]></description>
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<title>After Golders Green Stabbings, Ministers Finally Buy Common Sense: £25m for Jewish Security</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ After stabbings in Golders Green left the Jewish community shaken, the government pledged £25m for extra security and fast‑tracked legislation,  a rare moment when bureaucracy looks like common sense. ]]></description>
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<title>Democrats Regret Giving Away the Maps as Courts and GOP Rewrite the Rules</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ After pushing independent redistricting commissions post-2017, Democrats are now reversing course as courts and Republicans accelerate aggressive mapmaking ahead of 2028. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:25:07 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>‘Missed the Mark’: Black Southerners Fear Voting Gains Could Be Rolled Back After Supreme Court Ruling</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A Supreme Court ruling on the Voting Rights Act has Black Southerners worried their hard‑won representation could be eroded, drawing sharp reactions from veterans and activists. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:25:05 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Court Turns Off the Voting&#45;Rights Firewall. Will the System Hold?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court narrowed the Voting Rights Act, calling its mission fulfilled. Critics point to a study showing widened turnout gaps and urge Congress to act. ]]></description>
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<title>Cameras, Drones and One Awful Voicemail: At Least Six Australians Reportedly Detained After Gaza Flotilla Intercept</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ CCTV and drones captured Israeli navy boarding flotilla west of Crete; most of the 14 Australians lost contact and at least six are reported detained, families seek answers. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:25:00 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Paperwork Solves It, Politics Breaks It: Australians Left Stuck in Syria as US Pushes Repatriation</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/paperwork-solves-it-politics-breaks-it-australians-left-stuck-in-syria-as-us-pushes-repatriation</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Australian women and children who left al-Roj camp reached Damascus with Australian travel documents but remain stuck after Canberra refused repatriation; the US is urging countries to take back citizens as the camp is wound down. ]]></description>
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<title>Lilacs, Chickens and a Teddy: Royals Race Through New York in One Photo&#45;Ready Day</title>
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<title>Bernie Wants an International Brake on AI’s ‘Runaway Train’,  and He Brought Chinese Scientists</title>
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<title>Six&#45;Justice Ruling Makes Section 2 Less Enforceable,  Majority&#45;Black Districts Now at Risk</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ This live blog is now closed.Sign up for the Breaking News US emailUS supreme court ‘demolishes’ key Voting Rights Act provision that prevented racial discriminationThe US Federal Reserve is widely expected to hold interest rates steady on Wednesday after a key policy meeting, likely the last chaire ]]></description>
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<title>New Jersey Duo Plead Guilty to $2M Art Forgery Scheme That Fleeced Auction Houses</title>
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<title>Courtroom Soap Opera: Rebel Wilson Rejects &amp;apos;Hacker&amp;apos; Accusation in Co&#45;star&amp;apos;s Nude&#45;photo Controversy</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Pitch Perfect star is being sued for defamation by Charlotte MacInnes, the lead actor of Wilson’s directorial debut, The DebFollow our Australia news live blog for latest updatesGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastHollywood star Rebel Wilson has slammed as “outrageous” an ]]></description>
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<title>No Second Act: Christchurch Mass Killer&amp;apos;s Last&#45;ditch Appeal Dismissed</title>
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<title>Trump Threatens to Cut U.S. Troops in Germany After Chancellor Says Iran &amp;apos;Humiliated&amp;apos; the U.S.</title>
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<title>Supreme Court Hears Bid to End TPS for Haitians and Syrians,  A Legal Cliffhanger</title>
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<title>Shipping Sacred Silk: How Epstein Used Modern Logistics to Turn an Island &amp;apos;Mosque&amp;apos; Into a PR Nightmare</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jeffrey Epstein’s messages cast light on an unusual building on his private island and show how his connections helped him secure tapestries from Mecca for it. ]]></description>
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<title>Skinny Labels, Fat Lawsuits: How a Vascepa Case Could Slow Generic Savings</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The justices are set to hear Hikma v. Amarin, a battle over drug patents that could raise costs for patients and change the way generic companies do business. ]]></description>
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<title>Man Carries Sister&amp;apos;s Skeleton to Bank After Failing to Withdraw Her Savings</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A video from Odisha state of Jitu Munda taking the remains to the bank went viral this week, leading to anger. ]]></description>
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<title>When Lunch Strikes Back: teacher alleges up to 300 students surrounded and pelted her at elite Brisbane boys’ school</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Teacher at Marist College Ashgrove claims she suffered ‘serious psychiatric injury’ after the schoolyard incident, as school claims matter has been dealt withGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastA teacher at one of Brisbane’s top private boys’ schools has claimed she was subjec ]]></description>
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<title>Body of missing five&#45;year&#45;old found near Alice Springs as police hunt man of interest</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ NT police find a child’s body near Alice Springs and seek a 47-year-old man of interest. Meanwhile, states spar over Bondi recommendations, a maternity privacy breach remains unsolved, and Channel Nine announces newsroom job cuts. ]]></description>
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<title>Judge Asks DOJ: Will You Oppose Trump’s $10 Billion IRS Lawsuit, or Just Nod?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A federal judge has ordered the Justice Department to explain whether it intends to contest President Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit against the I.R.S. over the disclosure of his tax returns. ]]></description>
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<title>EU Slaps Meta With Preliminary Breach Finding,  Turns Out Kids and Birthdays Are Very Creative</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Commission says tech company does not have effective measures to keep under-13s off Facebook and InstagramThe tech company Meta has been found to be in breach of EU law for failing to prevent children under 13 from using its Facebook and Instagram platforms.Issuing the preliminary findings of a near ]]></description>
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<title>Family Trees and Forensic Glue: DNA Nabs 1989 Tampa Abductor in the Philippines</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ US suspect held in south-east Asia after genealogical DNA identified him in Tampa-area case involving 7-year-old girlA man accused of kidnapping and sexually abusing a 7-year-old girl in Florida in 1989 was recently arrested in the Philippines, according to authorities.Preserved DNA and genealogical ]]></description>
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<title>King Charles in the Court of Trump: A Golden Bell, a Wink, and a Masterclass in Diplomacy</title>
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<title>When the Kremlin Tried to Lock Down the Web, Russians Got Loud</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ From beauty influencers to the token political opposition, Russians are openly questioning President Vladimir V. Putin’s moves to hamstring internet access. ]]></description>
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<title>One in five councils now ban swearing,  PSPOs turn everyday acts into fines</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Campaigners saying public spaces protection orders also being used to criminalise wide range of everyday activitiesOne in five local councils have banned swearing under new “busybody” orders, up from one in 20 councils in 2022.A new report by the Campaign for Freedom in Everyday Life has found that ]]></description>
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<title>Seoul Court: Yoon Guilty of Obstruction in Martial Law Plot, Receives 7‑Year Prison Term</title>
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<title>Iraq Picks Political Outsider to Break the Gridlock,  and Now He&amp;apos;s Caught Between Washington and Tehran</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Ali al-Zaidi, a political unknown, has been tasked with forming a new coalition government. Now, he must grapple with growing U.S. pressure to curb Iranian influence over Iraq. ]]></description>
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<title>Face Value: U.S. &amp;apos;America250&amp;apos; Passports Will Include a Portrait of President Trump</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The limited-edition versions will place the US president’s portrait inside cover alongside declaration text and flag motifsUS politics live – latest updatesThe United States government, marking 250 years of independence from a monarchy, will this summer issue passports featuring a large photograph o ]]></description>
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<title>AI Solved Small Talk, Created Three New Problems: A Lawsuit, a Rival Startup, and a Very Public Feud</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The case over OpenAI&#039;s history and public commitments could have major implications for the future of AI. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 00:38:22 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>U.A.E. Quits OPEC Like a Roommate Who Just Decided to Move Out at Dinner</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The United Arab Emirates’ decision to leave OPEC has rocked the region, underscoring how the country, at odds with Saudi Arabia, is increasingly charting its own course. ]]></description>
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