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<title>Trump Helps Topple Thomas Massie in Kentucky — A Big Win Inside a Shrinking Republican Bubble</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump-backed Ed Gallrein defeated Thomas Massie in a costly Kentucky primary. The result underscores Trump’s continuing influence over GOP primaries — and highlights a shrinking, more intense Republican base that could complicate general-election prospects. ]]></description>
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<title>From Cells to Checks: Trump’s $1.776B Fund Has Jan. 6 Participants Doing the Math</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The administration’s $1.776 billion Anti-Weaponization Fund — tied to an IRS settlement and following pardons for Jan. 6 defendants — has rioters hopeful for payouts, critics warning about incentives for political violence, and many unanswered questions about who will qualify and how claims will be ]]></description>
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<title>Trump’s Deal Likely Erases a Potential $100 Million IRS Penalty — Accounting Magic?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A settlement with Justice and Treasury likely erased a long-running IRS audit that could have exposed President Trump to over $100M in taxes, interest and penalties; the deal ends related litigation and leaves some unanswered questions about timing and transparency. ]]></description>
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<title>Subsidy cliff sends up to 5 million people off ACA plans — and their wallets start sweating</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ KFF analysis finds up to 5 million people may drop ACA marketplace coverage after enhanced premium tax credits expired, driving higher premiums and deductibles. ]]></description>
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<title>Courtroom Hot Potato: Why the Abortion Pill Was Just Returned to Your Mailbox — For Now</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A federal appeals court briefly revived an in-person rule for mifepristone on May 1, then the Supreme Court paused that decision for a week. Here’s a clear, slightly sardonic update on why the ruling matters, who pushed it, and what patients face while the legal drama continues. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:53:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Appeals Court Signals It Won’t Let Pentagon Punish Sen. Mark Kelly Over &amp;apos;Illegal Orders&amp;apos; Video</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A D.C. Circuit panel appeared unlikely to let Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth discipline Sen. Mark Kelly over a video saying service members can refuse illegal orders, with two judges skeptical of the government&#039;s argument and one expressing concern about Kelly&#039;s influence. ]]></description>
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<title>Supreme Court Fast&#45;Tracks Ruling on Louisiana Map, Sending State into Redistricting Mayhem</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court fast-tracked its order striking down Louisiana’s congressional map, clearing a procedural hurdle as the state scrambles to redraw districts and pause primaries. ]]></description>
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<title>Louisiana Primaries in Chaos After Supreme Court Voids Map — Voters Left Scrambling</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A Supreme Court decision voiding Louisiana’s congressional map prompted the governor to delay House primaries, leaving voters and officials bewildered as early voting began and election groups scramble to untangle ballots, logistics and turnout risks. ]]></description>
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<title>Supreme Court Turns Racial Gerrymandering Into a Courtroom Whodunit</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court&#039;s Louisiana v. Callais ruling requires proof of intentional discrimination to challenge redistricting, nullifying a majority-Black district and raising the bar for voting-rights claims as modern discrimination grows subtler. ]]></description>
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<title>King Charles&amp;apos;s American Send&#45;Off: Quiche, Scouts&amp;apos; Cookies, and a Scotch Surprise</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ King Charles and Queen Camilla attended a PR-styled &#039;potluck&#039; in Virginia with coronation quiche and royal honey — and left with Scottish whisky tariffs lifted. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 12:46:25 +0300</pubDate>
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