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<title>Pep Guardiola to leave Manchester City after season as club lines up Enzo Maresca</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City players he will leave after the season. City have an agreement in principle with Enzo Maresca on a three-year deal, but Chelsea could seek substantial compensation after Maresca&#039;s acrimonious exit. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:15:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Calves, Cards and a Penalty Miss: Southampton Scrape Past Middlesbrough to Reach Wembley</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Southampton edged Middlesbrough after extra time and a decisive penalty miss to reach the Championship playoff final against Hull City on 23 May. The night included cramp, tense set-pieces and a club review into spying allegations. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:56:18 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Prague derby chaos: Slavia fans storm pitch in 97th minute, title now in doubt</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Hundreds of Slavia fans invaded the pitch in stoppage time of the Prague derby as their team led 3-2. Match abandoned; club faces forfeiture, fines, stadium bans and player suspensions. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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