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<title>AI Memes Make Albanese Look Handsome — Startups Warn CGT Shake&#45;up Could Send Innovation Overseas</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ AI memes flatter PM Albanese, but startups warn proposed CGT changes — swapping the 50% discount for indexation and a 30% floor — could push innovation offshore. ]]></description>
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<title>Royal Pageantry Meets Labour Chaos: King Reads Starmer’s Agenda Amid Rebellion</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ King Charles delivered the King’s Speech outlining Keir Starmer’s 37-bill agenda — all while nearly 100 Labour MPs demanded his resignation and ministers resigned. Pageantry met party turmoil in Westminster. ]]></description>
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<title>No Seat for Me: Virginia Democrats’ Campaigns Go From Yard Signs to Musical Chairs After Court Axes Map</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Virginia’s Supreme Court threw out a new congressional map, leaving Democrats scrambling—some campaigns collapsed, others face much tougher districts, and a shipment of 1,000 yard signs became an ironic prop. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Officials Call Most Baby Formula ‘Safe’ While Tests Find PFAS, Phthalates and a Lot of Missing Details</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The FDA tested 300 baby formula samples and called most &#039;safe.&#039; Independent scientists found widespread PFAS and phthalates, plus data gaps and no product-level transparency. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 18:25:10 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Paper candidate wins, phone rings: ‘I’ll talk to work on Monday’ — and Hackney gets green</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A paper candidate in Hackney, Tyrone Scott, unexpectedly won as Greens took control—now he’ll juggle a new council role, a charity job, and a Monday chat with his boss. ]]></description>
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<title>Memphis Mapped Into Pieces: Tennessee Republicans Redraw Lines, Court Opens Door</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Tennessee’s GOP-drawn map splits majority-Black Memphis to target the last Democratic House seat, sparking protests, legal challenges, and scrambled campaigns ahead of Aug. 6 primaries. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:53:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Justice Department Subpoenas Names of Every 2020 Fulton County Election Worker — Yes, Even Bus Drivers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Justice Department subpoenaed the names and contact details of every 2020 election worker in Fulton County, Ga., prompting county objections that the sweeping demand risks intimidating volunteers and chilling election participation amid ongoing legal battles over seized ballots and earlier false ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Australia pushes security tie with Fiji as Beijing sidelines Vanuatu pact</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Penny Wong visits Fiji to advance the Vuvale Union on fuel, energy and security as China’s influence complicates a separate Vanuatu deal. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Ohio’s 2026 Senate Race Opens With Epstein Ties, Billionaire Donations and a $550M Ad War</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Ohio’s key 2026 Senate race pits appointed incumbent Jon Husted against former Senator Sherrod Brown, starting with ads on Epstein-linked donations, looming testimony, and massive ad spending. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 14:33:01 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Ships Stuck, Missiles in the Air: Hormuz Tensions Spike After &amp;apos;Project Freedom&amp;apos; Launch</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Project Freedom’s launch has left 800+ ships stranded in the Strait of Hormuz amid exchanges of attacks and denials, a U.S. threat to Iran, and doubts about safe transit. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 14:20:04 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>London schools swap corridor pacing for seven&#45;minute VR calm rooms</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A Sutton pilot is using seven-minute Phase Space VR sessions across 15 secondary schools to help pupils with anxiety, ADHD and exam stress, showing quick drops in stress and improvements in attendance and behaviour. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Vote Green, Get Detention Centres? Reform UK’s Sit‑&amp;apos;Em&#45;Where&#45;They&#45;Vote Plan Sparks Outrage</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/vote-green-get-detention-centres-reform-uks-sitem-where-they-vote-plan-sparks-outrage</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Reform UK proposed siting migrant detention centres in Green‑voting areas and avoiding Reform seats, prompting cross‑party outrage, legal and practical doubts, and accusations the move is partisan electioneering. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>As the World Fixates on Iran, Extremist Settlers Ramp Up Attacks in the West Bank</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ As global attention focuses on the war with Iran, extremist Israeli settlers have stepped up attacks across the West Bank, killing and displacing Palestinians while police and military struggle to stop the violence. ]]></description>
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<title>Love, LNP and the Missing Declaration: Queensland’s ministers caught in a timeline tangle</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Queensland opposition says an alleged undisclosed relationship between ministers Tim Mander and Amanda Camm creates an “integrity crisis” after mixed timelines, a letter claiming a longer affair and the 2032 Olympic sailing move; calls for release of integrity advice clash with warnings the attack m ]]></description>
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<title>Campaign Pressure, Contradictions and a Million&#45;Dollar Plane: One Nation’s Farrer Fumble</title>
<link>https://TheHahaNews.com/campaign-pressure-contradictions-and-a-million-dollar-plane-one-nations-farrer-fumble</link>
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<description><![CDATA[ Barnaby Joyce blames the &quot;pressure of a campaign&quot; after One Nation’s Farrer candidate said 306,000 migrants was &quot;probably not&quot; too many, despite the party&#039;s 130,000 cap; tight byelection, criticism from Nationals figures, and a $1.5m plane donation add to the drama. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 12:43:25 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>US Pulls 5,000 Troops from Germany — Berlin Says ‘Foreseeable’ and Tells Europe to Step Up</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Washington to pull 5,000 troops from Germany over 6–12 months as Berlin says the move was &#039;foreseeable&#039; and urges Europe to shoulder more security, amid stalled Iran talks and a fragile ceasefire. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 12:09:13 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>The New East&#45;West Line Is Finished — But Only Freight Trains Are Invited</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ East West Rail&#039;s first phase was finished in 2024 and carries freight — but passenger trains haven&#039;t started. Delays blamed on elections, contracts, mods and staffing. ]]></description>
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<title>When Following the Form Beats Saving a Species: How Draft Rules May Let Developers Off the Hook</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The latest draft of Australia’s national environmental standards could let developers meet rules by following processes rather than proving outcomes, prompting criticism from environmental groups and defence from the government. ]]></description>
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<title>Sanctions, Carriers and May Day: Trump Tightens Cuba Measures; Havana Calls It &amp;apos;Collective Punishment&amp;apos;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The U.S. issued broad new sanctions on Cuba targeting energy, mining, defence and other sectors; Havana calls them &#039;collective punishment&#039; as May Day crowds march to the U.S. embassy amid fuel shortages, power cuts and a collapse in tourism. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 09:43:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Wyoming’s Nuclear Renaissance: Bill Gates’ Reactor Aims to Power AI — and Raises a Few Big Questions</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Terra Power’s advanced reactor in Kemmerer aims to power AI-hungry data centers and revive a coal town, but raises waste, mining and political questions. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 09:07:10 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Maine’s Senate Race Reboots: Mills Withdraws, Platner Rises, and Money Rules the Day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Janet Mills, 78, withdrew from Maine’s Senate race citing a fundraising shortfall, making Graham Platner the presumptive Democratic nominee. Voters reacted with relief or mixed concerns about age, rapid rises and the role of modern campaign money. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 14:17:02 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump team&amp;apos;s half&#45;step on cannabis leaves industry scratching heads</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Acting AG Todd Blanche moved state medical cannabis and prospective FDA-approved cannabis products from Schedule I to Schedule III, prompting industry confusion, equity concerns, and calls for clearer implementation; a DEA rescheduling hearing is set for June 29. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 12:12:33 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Bulgaria’s New Government Takes On the Country’s Most Stubborn Puppet Master</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ After mass protests and a landslide victory for Rumen Radev’s coalition, Bulgaria faces a real test: can the new government curb Delyan Peevski’s long-standing influence over media, judiciary and politics, or will old networks persist? ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 12:12:33 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Uninstalling Allies: Trump Threatens to Pull US Troops from Italy and Spain</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump says he may review US troop presence in Europe and could pull forces from Italy and Spain after their criticism of the US war in Iran — a move that could create security, NATO-procedural, and logistics headaches. ]]></description>
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<title>House prices jump 3% in April — buyers didn’t get the Middle East memo</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Nationwide data shows UK house prices rose 3% year-on-year in April to a typical value of £278,880, surprising economists amid Middle East tensions and energy worries; household savings and low debt help, but experts warn the rise may be temporary as the Renters’ Rights Act comes into force. ]]></description>
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<title>When Firefighting Planes Meet a Jet&#45;Fuel Price Spike, Taxpayers Could Be the Spare Tank</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jet fuel prices have spiked since the war in Iran, and the private planes the U.S. hires to fight wildfires could see fuel bills nearly double — a cost likely passed to taxpayers. Pilots warn low-altitude maneuvers burn extra fuel, and California’s thin refinery stocks raise shortage concerns. ]]></description>
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<title>Idaho’s New Bathroom Law Turns Quick Pit Stops Into Potential Felonies</title>
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<title>After Golders Green Stabbings, Ministers Finally Buy Common Sense: £25m for Jewish Security</title>
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<title>‘Missed the Mark’: Black Southerners Fear Voting Gains Could Be Rolled Back After Supreme Court Ruling</title>
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<title>Court Turns Off the Voting&#45;Rights Firewall. Will the System Hold?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court narrowed the Voting Rights Act, calling its mission fulfilled. Critics point to a study showing widened turnout gaps and urge Congress to act. ]]></description>
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<title>Cameras, Drones and One Awful Voicemail: At Least Six Australians Reportedly Detained After Gaza Flotilla Intercept</title>
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<title>Paperwork Solves It, Politics Breaks It: Australians Left Stuck in Syria as US Pushes Repatriation</title>
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<title>If He’d Had a Minute With the King, Mamdani Would’ve Asked for the Koh&#45;i&#45;Noor Back</title>
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<title>No big cash grab: Chalmers signals CGT changes will spare existing landlords</title>
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<title>Six&#45;Justice Ruling Makes Section 2 Less Enforceable — Majority&#45;Black Districts Now at Risk</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ This live blog is now closed.Sign up for the Breaking News US emailUS supreme court ‘demolishes’ key Voting Rights Act provision that prevented racial discriminationThe US Federal Reserve is widely expected to hold interest rates steady on Wednesday after a key policy meeting, likely the last chaire ]]></description>
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<title>New Jersey Duo Plead Guilty to $2M Art Forgery Scheme That Fleeced Auction Houses</title>
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<title>Trump Threatens to Cut U.S. Troops in Germany After Chancellor Says Iran &amp;apos;Humiliated&amp;apos; the U.S.</title>
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<title>Supreme Court Hears Bid to End TPS for Haitians and Syrians — A Legal Cliffhanger</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Trump administration wants to terminate humanitarian protections known as Temporary Protected Status for hundreds of thousands of migrants from Haiti and Syria. ]]></description>
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<title>Skinny Labels, Fat Lawsuits: How a Vascepa Case Could Slow Generic Savings</title>
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<title>Body of missing five&#45;year&#45;old found near Alice Springs as police hunt man of interest</title>
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<title>Judge Asks DOJ: Will You Oppose Trump’s $10 Billion IRS Lawsuit—or Just Nod?</title>
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<title>Family Trees and Forensic Glue: DNA Nabs 1989 Tampa Abductor in the Philippines</title>
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<title>King Charles in the Court of Trump: A Golden Bell, a Wink, and a Masterclass in Diplomacy</title>
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<title>One in five councils now ban swearing — PSPOs turn everyday acts into fines</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Campaigners saying public spaces protection orders also being used to criminalise wide range of everyday activitiesOne in five local councils have banned swearing under new “busybody” orders, up from one in 20 councils in 2022.A new report by the Campaign for Freedom in Everyday Life has found that ]]></description>
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<title>Seoul Court: Yoon Guilty of Obstruction in Martial Law Plot, Receives 7‑Year Prison Term</title>
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