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<title>Hip&#45;Hop Legends, Olympic Stars and Will Ferrell: Meet the 2026 ESPYS Lineup</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The 2026 ESPYS land July 15 at Lincoln Center with Marcello Hernández hosting, performances by De La Soul, Ghostface Killah, Slick Rick and the Savannah Bananas, presenters from Simone Biles to Will Ferrell, major honors and full pre-show coverage across ABC and ESPN platforms. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 21:08:38 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Starmer’s £5. 2bn Switzerland Deal: E&#45;gates for Brits, No Roaming and Easier Business</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A £5. 2bn trade deal with Switzerland will let British nationals use e-gates, end roaming charges, and ease business travel with 90-day visa-free visits for professionals, while preserving pharmaceutical patent protections and aiming to boost UK services exports. ]]></description>
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<title>Netflix’s Little House on the Prairie Gets 77% on Rotten Tomatoes and Climbs to #1, Yes, Young Mary Is Named Skywalker</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Netflix’s Little House on the Prairie reboot earned a 77% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes, climbed to #1 on Netflix, has a 7. 1 IMDb rating, and was renewed for season 2. ]]></description>
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<title>How a Kebab, an Influencer and AI Turned Kylian Mbappé into the Internet’s &amp;apos;Dictator&amp;apos;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ An influencer-named kebab and a legal threat to Kylian Mbappé snowballed into AI-generated &#039;Dictator&#039; memes. How a sandwich joke turned into a viral caricature. ]]></description>
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<title>Forfeited Playoff, Fake Cigars, and a Smudged Receipt: Ipswich Lacrosse&amp;apos;s Bizarre Drama</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ An Ipswich High School lacrosse team forfeited a playoff after a graduation photo showed players with cigars. Parents said the cigars were tea, but a reprinted receipt showed the tea was bought after the school was alerted, and tensions escalated to police involvement. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:51:11 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>UK’s AI Billions: Chips, Rules and the Question of Who Really Owns the Silicon</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ At London Tech Week the UK pledged billions for AI chips, datacentres, skills and new tech rules. Ambition is clear, but reality is tricky: advanced chips are mostly made abroad, procurement details matter, and privacy concerns complicate child-safety measures. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:33:38 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Declan Rice: Chelsea Reject Turned England’s Vice&#45;Captain and £105m Midfield Swiss Army Knife</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Declan Rice went from being released by Chelsea at 14 to West Ham stalwart and a £105m Arsenal midfielder. Authentic, funny and fiercely professional, he is now England’s vice-captain and a World Cup key player. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:11:23 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Calls Off Next Strikes, Says Iran Deal Could Be &amp;apos;Maybe Over the Weekend&amp;apos;; Tehran Says Not Final</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump canceled planned strikes and said a peace deal with Iran could be signed this weekend; Iran says nothing is finalized as fighting and economic fallout continue. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 04:04:08 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Oxford AI guru: I’m not afraid of robot overlords,  I’m worried about data, power and the tech firms playing prisoner’s dilemma</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Oxford professor Michael Wooldridge says robot takeovers aren’t his top worry. His real concerns: data scarcity, concentrated tech power and the prisoner’s-dilemma race that pushes AI firms to escalate. Game theory, he argues, offers the map,  if we’re brave enough to change the rules. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:21:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Tonight’s TV Picks: Marilyn and the Mob, Amanda’s Sofa Scandal, and a Detective in Capri</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Pick a mood: Channel 4’s Marilyn and the Mob explores the star’s tangled connections, BBC One’s Amandaland serves sofa-based awkwardness, and other shows tonight range from daring transplants to a Capri detective. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:21:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>UK issues temporary licences for fuel tied to Russian oil,  Zelenskyy seeks clarity as ministers apologise</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The UK issued temporary licences allowing diesel and jet fuel refined from Russian crude and permitted maritime LNG transport. Kyiv is seeking clarification while UK ministers apologise for poor communication and insist the measures are temporary and under review. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:15:40 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Travolta Wore Berets at Cannes to ‘Play’ a Director,  Cue Viral Reactions</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ At Cannes John Travolta rotated three berets to channel old-school directors while debuting his first film as director,  a playful example of &#039;dressing for the job you want.&#039; ]]></description>
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<title>OpenAI Beats Musk’s $150B Suit,  Celebration at the Courthouse, Reality Waiting at the IPO Gate</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A jury dismissed Elon Musk’s $150 billion lawsuit against OpenAI on a timing technicality, clearing the way for an IPO but leaving the company to face intense competition, heavy costs and numerous other lawsuits. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:26:33 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Dancing With the Stars Adds Savannah Bananas’ Jackson Olson,  Baseball Cleats Meet Ballroom</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jackson Olson, second baseman for the Savannah Bananas and social media personality, is the third announced contestant on Dancing With the Stars Season 35. Full cast reveals on Sept. 2; DWTS and a new spinoff, The Next Pro, have upcoming premieres. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 01:02:49 +0300</pubDate>
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