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<title>Oxford AI guru: I’m not afraid of robot overlords — I’m worried about data, power and the tech firms playing prisoner’s dilemma</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Oxford professor Michael Wooldridge says robot takeovers aren’t his top worry. His real concerns: data scarcity, concentrated tech power and the prisoner’s-dilemma race that pushes AI firms to escalate. Game theory, he argues, offers the map — if we’re brave enough to change the rules. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:21:34 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Tonight’s TV Picks: Marilyn and the Mob, Amanda’s Sofa Scandal, and a Detective in Capri</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Pick a mood: Channel 4’s Marilyn and the Mob explores the star’s tangled connections, BBC One’s Amandaland serves sofa-based awkwardness, and other shows tonight range from daring transplants to a Capri detective. ]]></description>
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<title>UK issues temporary licences for fuel tied to Russian oil — Zelenskyy seeks clarity as ministers apologise</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The UK issued temporary licences allowing diesel and jet fuel refined from Russian crude and permitted maritime LNG transport. Kyiv is seeking clarification while UK ministers apologise for poor communication and insist the measures are temporary and under review. ]]></description>
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<title>Travolta Wore Berets at Cannes to ‘Play’ a Director — Cue Viral Reactions</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ At Cannes John Travolta rotated three berets to channel old-school directors while debuting his first film as director — a playful example of &#039;dressing for the job you want.&#039; ]]></description>
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<title>OpenAI Beats Musk’s $150B Suit — Celebration at the Courthouse, Reality Waiting at the IPO Gate</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A jury dismissed Elon Musk’s $150 billion lawsuit against OpenAI on a timing technicality, clearing the way for an IPO but leaving the company to face intense competition, heavy costs and numerous other lawsuits. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:26:33 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Dancing With the Stars Adds Savannah Bananas’ Jackson Olson — Baseball Cleats Meet Ballroom</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jackson Olson, second baseman for the Savannah Bananas and social media personality, is the third announced contestant on Dancing With the Stars Season 35. Full cast reveals on Sept. 2; DWTS and a new spinoff, The Next Pro, have upcoming premieres. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 01:02:49 +0300</pubDate>
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