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<title>No More Towels&#45;as&#45;Bookmarks: Hanover Court Says Tour Operator Must Stop Pool Lounger Hoarding</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A German family who paid about $8,500 for an 11-night Kos holiday won roughly $1,200 after a court found towels were being used to reserve pool loungers, ruling the tour operator liable for a travel defect. Hanover courts say operators must stop the practice. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:53:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Shrugs at Iran’s 14&#45;Point Peace Pitch: ‘Not Paid a Big Enough Price’ — and Digital Payments Are a Minefield</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Iran sent a 14-point peace proposal to Washington via Pakistan; Trump doubts Iran has “paid a big enough price.” The plan includes lifting the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz and releasing frozen assets. The US insists on nuclear safeguards and warned shippers against paying Iran — including via di ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 12:16:44 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Sinaloa’s &amp;apos;Open Secret&amp;apos; Goes Public: U.S. Indictment Ties Governor to Los Chapitos</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A U.S. indictment accuses Sinaloa’s governor and other officials of colluding with Los Chapitos. Residents say it simply puts into formal language a long-running &#039;open secret&#039; amid continuing violence and disappearances. ]]></description>
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<title>Appeals Court Halts Mail&#45;Order Abortion Pills, Turning Convenience into a Legal Maze</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Fifth Circuit reinstated an in‑person rule for mifepristone, pausing FDA mail-order access. Technology eased access; courts and state laws have complicated it, creating legal patchwork and uncertainty. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 09:07:10 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Cameras, a Tripwire Box and a Million&#45;Year Floor: D.C.&amp;apos;s Latest Mix of Gunfire and Pageantry</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Edited security footage, contradictory accounts and preliminary ballistics have left questions about whether the accused gunman at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner fired his weapon. Secret Service says he tripped over a metal-detector box; prosecutors say preliminary evidence shows he fired. F ]]></description>
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<title>UN Says Denmark May Have Been &amp;apos;Too Bureaucratic and Colonial&amp;apos; — Mother Lost Baby After &amp;apos;Civilised Enough&amp;apos; Test</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The UN has asked Denmark to explain why a Greenlandic mother lost her newborn after a now‑banned FKU parental competency test, warning the practice may amount to ethnic discrimination and urging remedies for affected families. ]]></description>
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<title>Bernie Wants an International Brake on AI’s ‘Runaway Train’ — and He Brought Chinese Scientists</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ US senator holds panel with leading Chinese scientists and warns of risks to society unless new technology is regulated The US senator Bernie Sanders espoused the importance of international cooperation in regulating AI at a Wednesday panel on Capitol Hill alongside two leading Chinese scientists.As ]]></description>
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<title>Courtroom Soap Opera: Rebel Wilson Rejects &amp;apos;Hacker&amp;apos; Accusation in Co&#45;star&amp;apos;s Nude&#45;photo Controversy</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Pitch Perfect star is being sued for defamation by Charlotte MacInnes, the lead actor of Wilson’s directorial debut, The DebFollow our Australia news live blog for latest updatesGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastHollywood star Rebel Wilson has slammed as “outrageous” an ]]></description>
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<title>No Second Act: Christchurch Mass Killer&amp;apos;s Last&#45;ditch Appeal Dismissed</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ White supremacist Brenton Tarrant&#039;s appeal is &quot;utterly devoid of merit&quot;, a New Zealand court has ruled. ]]></description>
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<title>Man Carries Sister&amp;apos;s Skeleton to Bank After Failing to Withdraw Her Savings</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A video from Odisha state of Jitu Munda taking the remains to the bank went viral this week, leading to anger. ]]></description>
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<title>When Lunch Strikes Back: teacher alleges up to 300 students surrounded and pelted her at elite Brisbane boys’ school</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Teacher at Marist College Ashgrove claims she suffered ‘serious psychiatric injury’ after the schoolyard incident, as school claims matter has been dealt withGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastA teacher at one of Brisbane’s top private boys’ schools has claimed she was subjec ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 08:23:57 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>EU Slaps Meta With Preliminary Breach Finding — Turns Out Kids and Birthdays Are Very Creative</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Commission says tech company does not have effective measures to keep under-13s off Facebook and InstagramThe tech company Meta has been found to be in breach of EU law for failing to prevent children under 13 from using its Facebook and Instagram platforms.Issuing the preliminary findings of a near ]]></description>
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