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<title>Trump team&amp;apos;s half&#45;step on cannabis leaves industry scratching heads</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Acting AG Todd Blanche moved state medical cannabis and prospective FDA-approved cannabis products from Schedule I to Schedule III, prompting industry confusion, equity concerns, and calls for clearer implementation; a DEA rescheduling hearing is set for June 29. ]]></description>
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<title>Idaho’s New Bathroom Law Turns Quick Pit Stops Into Potential Felonies</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Six transgender Idaho residents sued to block a new law that criminalizes using bathrooms that don&#039;t match sex at birth, a policy unique for its reach and penalties. ]]></description>
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<title>Supreme Court Erodes Section 2, Turning Redistricting Into a Courtroom Soap Opera</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling narrows Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act, limiting one of the main tools against racially discriminatory maps and throwing midterm redistricting into uncertainty, while oil spikes above $126 a barrel amid geopolitical tensions. ]]></description>
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<title>‘Missed the Mark’: Black Southerners Fear Voting Gains Could Be Rolled Back After Supreme Court Ruling</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A Supreme Court ruling on the Voting Rights Act has Black Southerners worried their hard‑won representation could be eroded, drawing sharp reactions from veterans and activists. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:25:05 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Six&#45;Justice Ruling Makes Section 2 Less Enforceable — Majority&#45;Black Districts Now at Risk</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ This live blog is now closed.Sign up for the Breaking News US emailUS supreme court ‘demolishes’ key Voting Rights Act provision that prevented racial discriminationThe US Federal Reserve is widely expected to hold interest rates steady on Wednesday after a key policy meeting, likely the last chaire ]]></description>
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<title>New Jersey Duo Plead Guilty to $2M Art Forgery Scheme That Fleeced Auction Houses</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Pair apologise in court after being accused of defrauding buyers including some of New York’s most prominent fine art auction housesA father and daughter in New Jersey have pleaded guilty to running a years-long counterfeiting scheme to trick art galleries and auction houses into buying forged paint ]]></description>
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<title>Supreme Court Hears Bid to End TPS for Haitians and Syrians — A Legal Cliffhanger</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Trump administration wants to terminate humanitarian protections known as Temporary Protected Status for hundreds of thousands of migrants from Haiti and Syria. ]]></description>
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<title>Skinny Labels, Fat Lawsuits: How a Vascepa Case Could Slow Generic Savings</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The justices are set to hear Hikma v. Amarin, a battle over drug patents that could raise costs for patients and change the way generic companies do business. ]]></description>
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<title>Judge Asks DOJ: Will You Oppose Trump’s $10 Billion IRS Lawsuit—or Just Nod?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A federal judge has ordered the Justice Department to explain whether it intends to contest President Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit against the I.R.S. over the disclosure of his tax returns. ]]></description>
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<title>Family Trees and Forensic Glue: DNA Nabs 1989 Tampa Abductor in the Philippines</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ US suspect held in south-east Asia after genealogical DNA identified him in Tampa-area case involving 7-year-old girlA man accused of kidnapping and sexually abusing a 7-year-old girl in Florida in 1989 was recently arrested in the Philippines, according to authorities.Preserved DNA and genealogical ]]></description>
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<title>One in five councils now ban swearing — PSPOs turn everyday acts into fines</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Campaigners saying public spaces protection orders also being used to criminalise wide range of everyday activitiesOne in five local councils have banned swearing under new “busybody” orders, up from one in 20 councils in 2022.A new report by the Campaign for Freedom in Everyday Life has found that ]]></description>
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<title>Seoul Court: Yoon Guilty of Obstruction in Martial Law Plot, Receives 7‑Year Prison Term</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ An appeals court sentenced ousted President Yoon Suk Yeol to 7 years in prison for resisting arrest and bypassing a Cabinet meeting before his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024. ]]></description>
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<title>AI Solved Small Talk, Created Three New Problems: A Lawsuit, a Rival Startup, and a Very Public Feud</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The case over OpenAI&#039;s history and public commitments could have major implications for the future of AI. ]]></description>
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