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<title>Trump Says US&#45;Iran Deal Will Be Signed Sunday; Tehran Says Don’t Hold Your Breath</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Trump says US-Iran deal will be signed Sunday and the Strait of Hormuz will reopen; Iran and mediators cast doubt on the timing as regional strikes continue. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:41:01 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Beirut strikes cloud a last‑minute US‑Iran peace push as Tehran questions American resolve</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Israeli strikes on Beirut and Hezbollah exchanges have complicated a reported US‑Iran memorandum that could reopen the Strait of Hormuz and lift sanctions. Tehran says it has not yet decided to sign, citing doubts about US commitments. Qatari mediators are in Tehran as tensions and domestic oppositi ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 16:34:38 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Jessie J’s China Comeback: Cancer&#45;Free, Belted &amp;apos;My Way&amp;apos; and Put the Spotlight Back on Music Money</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Jessie J returned to China after announcing she was cancer-free, performed on Singer and highlighted why Western artists are chasing China’s rapidly growing, lucrative music market. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 15:41:01 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Floats Letting North American Trade Pact Lapse,  and Says &amp;apos;We Don&amp;apos;t Need Their Cars&amp;apos; (Markets, Farmers, and Supply Chains Beg to Differ)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ President Trump said he may not renew the USMCA trade pact, rattling $2 trillion in North American trade. Talks continue as farmers, automakers, and diplomats weigh the stakes. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 02:39:28 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Iran conflict derails Reeves&amp;apos; feelgood year,  unemployment back to 5% and pay growth stalls</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ UK unemployment rose to 5% and regular pay growth slowed to 3.4% as the Iran conflict stokes inflation and weakens jobs, complicating the recovery hoped for in 2026. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:15:27 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Standard Chartered to cut about 7,800 back‑office jobs by 2030 as AI moves in</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Standard Chartered will cut about 7,800 back‑office jobs by 2030 as it automates with AI, targeting centres in Chennai, Bengaluru, Kuala Lumpur and Warsaw while offering reskilling. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:20:06 +0300</pubDate>
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