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<title>AI Memes Make Albanese Look Handsome — Startups Warn CGT Shake&#45;up Could Send Innovation Overseas</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ AI memes flatter PM Albanese, but startups warn proposed CGT changes — swapping the 50% discount for indexation and a 30% floor — could push innovation offshore. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:07:41 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Australia pushes security tie with Fiji as Beijing sidelines Vanuatu pact</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Penny Wong visits Fiji to advance the Vuvale Union on fuel, energy and security as China’s influence complicates a separate Vanuatu deal. ]]></description>
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<title>Love, LNP and the Missing Declaration: Queensland’s ministers caught in a timeline tangle</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Queensland opposition says an alleged undisclosed relationship between ministers Tim Mander and Amanda Camm creates an “integrity crisis” after mixed timelines, a letter claiming a longer affair and the 2032 Olympic sailing move; calls for release of integrity advice clash with warnings the attack m ]]></description>
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<title>Campaign Pressure, Contradictions and a Million&#45;Dollar Plane: One Nation’s Farrer Fumble</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Barnaby Joyce blames the &quot;pressure of a campaign&quot; after One Nation’s Farrer candidate said 306,000 migrants was &quot;probably not&quot; too many, despite the party&#039;s 130,000 cap; tight byelection, criticism from Nationals figures, and a $1.5m plane donation add to the drama. ]]></description>
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<title>When Following the Form Beats Saving a Species: How Draft Rules May Let Developers Off the Hook</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The latest draft of Australia’s national environmental standards could let developers meet rules by following processes rather than proving outcomes, prompting criticism from environmental groups and defence from the government. ]]></description>
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<title>Cameras, Drones and One Awful Voicemail: At Least Six Australians Reportedly Detained After Gaza Flotilla Intercept</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ CCTV and drones captured Israeli navy boarding flotilla west of Crete; most of the 14 Australians lost contact and at least six are reported detained, families seek answers. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 16:25:00 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Paperwork Solves It, Politics Breaks It: Australians Left Stuck in Syria as US Pushes Repatriation</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Australian women and children who left al-Roj camp reached Damascus with Australian travel documents but remain stuck after Canberra refused repatriation; the US is urging countries to take back citizens as the camp is wound down. ]]></description>
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<title>No big cash grab: Chalmers signals CGT changes will spare existing landlords</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Treasurer tells Commonwealth Bank podcast that he aims to ‘recognise the decisions that people have taken in the past’Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updatesGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastExisting property investors look set to avoid paying more tax under L ]]></description>
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<title>Body of missing five&#45;year&#45;old found near Alice Springs as police hunt man of interest</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ NT police find a child’s body near Alice Springs and seek a 47-year-old man of interest. Meanwhile, states spar over Bondi recommendations, a maternity privacy breach remains unsolved, and Channel Nine announces newsroom job cuts. ]]></description>
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