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<title>Von der Leyen: Russian threats to the Baltics are &amp;apos;unacceptable&amp;apos; — Europe steels itself militarily and economically</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ EU leaders condemned Russian threats to the Baltic states as ‘unacceptable’ and pledged stronger eastern defences, even as the US signals a smaller NATO force role and thinktanks warn Germany about China-driven deindustrialisation risks. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 17:15:40 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Iran conflict derails Reeves&amp;apos; feelgood year — unemployment back to 5% and pay growth stalls</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ UK unemployment rose to 5% and regular pay growth slowed to 3.4% as the Iran conflict stokes inflation and weakens jobs, complicating the recovery hoped for in 2026. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2026 02:15:27 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Standard Chartered to cut about 7,800 back‑office jobs by 2030 as AI moves in</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Standard Chartered will cut about 7,800 back‑office jobs by 2030 as it automates with AI, targeting centres in Chennai, Bengaluru, Kuala Lumpur and Warsaw while offering reskilling. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:20:06 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Pep Guardiola to leave Manchester City after season as club lines up Enzo Maresca</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City players he will leave after the season. City have an agreement in principle with Enzo Maresca on a three-year deal, but Chelsea could seek substantial compensation after Maresca&#039;s acrimonious exit. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 20:15:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Calves, Cards and a Penalty Miss: Southampton Scrape Past Middlesbrough to Reach Wembley</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Southampton edged Middlesbrough after extra time and a decisive penalty miss to reach the Championship playoff final against Hull City on 23 May. The night included cramp, tense set-pieces and a club review into spying allegations. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 00:56:18 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>When the Internet Goes Dark, So Do the Paychecks: Mass Layoffs Spread Across Iran</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Wartime strikes, a government-imposed internet shutdown and a surprise minimum-wage spike have combined to trigger mass layoffs across Iran—hitting tech firms, factories and millions of workers and leaving record numbers hunting for jobs. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2026 19:34:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>&amp;apos;Amazon of America&amp;apos;: short film imagines a post&#45;coup Brazil selling the rainforest to the U.S.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Vitória Régia, a 21‑minute short film, imagines a successful post‑coup Brazil that hands the Amazon to the U.S. Made with Indigenous networks, it warns that tech, oil and geopolitics can &#039;solve&#039; problems while creating new threats to democracy and Indigenous lands. ]]></description>
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<title>Prague derby chaos: Slavia fans storm pitch in 97th minute, title now in doubt</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Hundreds of Slavia fans invaded the pitch in stoppage time of the Prague derby as their team led 3-2. Match abandoned; club faces forfeiture, fines, stadium bans and player suspensions. ]]></description>
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<title>No More Towels&#45;as&#45;Bookmarks: Hanover Court Says Tour Operator Must Stop Pool Lounger Hoarding</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A German family who paid about $8,500 for an 11-night Kos holiday won roughly $1,200 after a court found towels were being used to reserve pool loungers, ruling the tour operator liable for a travel defect. Hanover courts say operators must stop the practice. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 00:53:03 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>One&#45;Page Peace Plan Meets Explosions: Iran Accuses U.S. as Truce Strains</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Iran accused the U.S. of strikes that shook Qeshm, Bandar Abbas and Tehran as talks over a one-page 30-day truce to reopen the Strait of Hormuz continued; nuclear enrichment and a stockpile of highly enriched uranium remain the main sticking points. ]]></description>
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<title>China’s Wind Empire: How Gusts Became a Geopolitical Power Play</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ China doubled down on wind, installing three times the global capacity of others and turning turbines into geopolitical leverage as oil supply worries mount. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>How Ukraine’s Drones Are Quietly Teaching Taiwan New Tricks — and New Headaches</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ An informal network is transferring Ukraine’s battlefield drone know-how to Taiwan — fixing military gaps while creating supply-chain, secrecy and production headaches. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2026 00:09:20 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Smartphone Caught a Nazi Salute. Police Suggested It Wasn’t Worth Pursuing.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ At the antisemitism royal commission, a Jewish man said police urged him to drop a case after he filmed a Nazi salute; witnesses described rising antisemitic abuse and fear. ]]></description>
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<title>Venice Biennale’s Glitchy Update: One Fix, Three New Bug Reports</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Venice Biennale replaced its late curator with her team — a practical fix that still left the show contending with a jury resignation, a controversial Russian return, and an unconventional U.S. pavilion. Previews start this week; the public opening is Saturday. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 14:20:04 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Satellites Find Twice as Much Methane from Australian Coalmines as Canberra Reports</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The IEA’s Global Methane Tracker finds Australian coalmine methane at 1.7Mt for 2025 — more than double the government’s 0.82Mt — using satellites. Experts say this under‑reporting is a wake‑up call because methane is a potent, fast-acting climate driver and reductions can quickly slow warming. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2026 14:14:09 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>When Job Apps Lead to War: How Tech Turned Africa’s Job Hunt into a Russian Recruitment Pipeline</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Thousands of young African men have traveled to Russia after vague job offers and social-media recruitment. Technology helped connect job seekers to recruiters — and, in many cases, into coerced military contracts, opaque banking setups, and deadly front-line roles. Governments are scrambling to res ]]></description>
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<title>UK &amp;apos;Invention Agency&amp;apos; Funnels Over £50m to US Tech Firms — Moonshots or Silicon Valley Export Program?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Aria, the UK’s &#039;invention agency&#039; created by Dominic Cummings, has directed over £50m of R&amp;D funding to US tech firms and VC groups. The grants raise questions about value for the UK, contractual safeguards, and regional imbalances in R&amp;D spending. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 13:06:02 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Trump Shrugs at Iran’s 14&#45;Point Peace Pitch: ‘Not Paid a Big Enough Price’ — and Digital Payments Are a Minefield</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Iran sent a 14-point peace proposal to Washington via Pakistan; Trump doubts Iran has “paid a big enough price.” The plan includes lifting the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz and releasing frozen assets. The US insists on nuclear safeguards and warned shippers against paying Iran — including via di ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2026 12:16:44 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Sinaloa’s &amp;apos;Open Secret&amp;apos; Goes Public: U.S. Indictment Ties Governor to Los Chapitos</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A U.S. indictment accuses Sinaloa’s governor and other officials of colluding with Los Chapitos. Residents say it simply puts into formal language a long-running &#039;open secret&#039; amid continuing violence and disappearances. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2026 09:43:14 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Appeals Court Halts Mail&#45;Order Abortion Pills, Turning Convenience into a Legal Maze</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The Fifth Circuit reinstated an in‑person rule for mifepristone, pausing FDA mail-order access. Technology eased access; courts and state laws have complicated it, creating legal patchwork and uncertainty. ]]></description>
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<title>TikTok &amp;apos;speed runs&amp;apos; turn Scientology HQ into a viral obstacle course — church calls it trespass</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Teen &#039;speed runs&#039; into Scientology&#039;s Hollywood HQ have gone viral on TikTok, prompting trespass reports, at least one injured staffer, church legal warnings, and critics who say the stunt is unhelpful. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 14:17:02 +0300</pubDate>
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<title>Cameras, a Tripwire Box and a Million&#45;Year Floor: D.C.&amp;apos;s Latest Mix of Gunfire and Pageantry</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Edited security footage, contradictory accounts and preliminary ballistics have left questions about whether the accused gunman at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner fired his weapon. Secret Service says he tripped over a metal-detector box; prosecutors say preliminary evidence shows he fired. F ]]></description>
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<title>A Very British Rebuke: How King Charles Quietly Teed Off a Blunt President</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ King Charles’s Washington visit read as a quietly crafted rebuke: polished jokes, pointed references to NATO, Ukraine and the environment, and a president who seemed unfazed. A lesson in subtle diplomacy. ]]></description>
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<title>Oil Firms Post Blockbuster Profits as Europe Revives Windfall Tax Push</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Soaring oil profits from Middle East tensions have revived calls for windfall taxes in Europe and beyond — but loopholes, politics and conflicting goals make any fix messy. ]]></description>
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<title>UN Says Denmark May Have Been &amp;apos;Too Bureaucratic and Colonial&amp;apos; — Mother Lost Baby After &amp;apos;Civilised Enough&amp;apos; Test</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The UN has asked Denmark to explain why a Greenlandic mother lost her newborn after a now‑banned FKU parental competency test, warning the practice may amount to ethnic discrimination and urging remedies for affected families. ]]></description>
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<title>Lilacs, Chickens and a Teddy: Royals Race Through New York in One Photo&#45;Ready Day</title>
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<title>No Second Act: Christchurch Mass Killer&amp;apos;s Last&#45;ditch Appeal Dismissed</title>
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<title>Shipping Sacred Silk: How Epstein Used Modern Logistics to Turn an Island &amp;apos;Mosque&amp;apos; Into a PR Nightmare</title>
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<title>Man Carries Sister&amp;apos;s Skeleton to Bank After Failing to Withdraw Her Savings</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A video from Odisha state of Jitu Munda taking the remains to the bank went viral this week, leading to anger. ]]></description>
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<title>When Lunch Strikes Back: teacher alleges up to 300 students surrounded and pelted her at elite Brisbane boys’ school</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Teacher at Marist College Ashgrove claims she suffered ‘serious psychiatric injury’ after the schoolyard incident, as school claims matter has been dealt withGet our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcastA teacher at one of Brisbane’s top private boys’ schools has claimed she was subjec ]]></description>
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<title>EU Slaps Meta With Preliminary Breach Finding — Turns Out Kids and Birthdays Are Very Creative</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Commission says tech company does not have effective measures to keep under-13s off Facebook and InstagramThe tech company Meta has been found to be in breach of EU law for failing to prevent children under 13 from using its Facebook and Instagram platforms.Issuing the preliminary findings of a near ]]></description>
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<title>When the Kremlin Tried to Lock Down the Web, Russians Got Loud</title>
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<title>Iraq Picks Political Outsider to Break the Gridlock — and Now He&amp;apos;s Caught Between Washington and Tehran</title>
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<title>U.A.E. Quits OPEC Like a Roommate Who Just Decided to Move Out at Dinner</title>
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