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<title>When the Internet Goes Dark, So Do the Paychecks: Mass Layoffs Spread Across Iran</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Wartime strikes, a government-imposed internet shutdown and a surprise minimum-wage spike have combined to trigger mass layoffs across Iran—hitting tech firms, factories and millions of workers and leaving record numbers hunting for jobs. ]]></description>
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<title>One&#45;Page Peace Plan Meets Explosions: Iran Accuses U.S. as Truce Strains</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Iran accused the U.S. of strikes that shook Qeshm, Bandar Abbas and Tehran as talks over a one-page 30-day truce to reopen the Strait of Hormuz continued; nuclear enrichment and a stockpile of highly enriched uranium remain the main sticking points. ]]></description>
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<title>U.A.E. Quits OPEC Like a Roommate Who Just Decided to Move Out at Dinner</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ The United Arab Emirates’ decision to leave OPEC has rocked the region, underscoring how the country, at odds with Saudi Arabia, is increasingly charting its own course. ]]></description>
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